S2 Ep42: 142 - Adel-uge of Tears

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

The Gang has a collective crying fit talking about how difficult it is when families begin to grow apart. (Adele is involved, obviously). Tim practices his football coaching routine with an unusual soundtrack. Livy embraces total fashion freedom and Luke fails to make friends at the gym. Heather needs custom headphones made for her unique ear shape. Oh, and it is decided that everyone has a junk drawer - if you think you don’t, you just haven’t found it yet.

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0:00.0	All right, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, always welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
0:15.4	Skits. I was going to delete me, record it. Why? Why? Why? Like I'm going to do any better,
0:24.8	you know, and that's the kind of show we have for you this week. It's um, we considered,
0:32.2	are we, are we really going to go there? We went there. We went to, uh, I don't, I don't want to call
0:35.8	the sad place, but it was, this is probably the most emotional show. So prepare for this.
0:41.4	Get ready, folks. We're opening ourselves up and sharing, uh, that tender,
0:48.6	that tender place that not everybody gets to see. So, uh, you know, it is what it is. And we trust
0:56.0	you. That's why we do these kinds of things. So we hope, I hope your life's awesome. And
1:02.8	let's just get into it. And before I, I do that, um, the last few weeks, I've tried to do announcements,
1:09.0	announcements. And you know, I am sorry, I can't like that now, but you know, anyway, um,
1:14.4	any announcements I try to do with the announcements and my daughter likes to talk over them. So I'm just
1:18.9	going to start doing them at the beginning of the show. So, uh, let's run through them. I'm going
1:25.9	on tour tour dates are a fillin up go to Tim Hawkins dot net. And we do have new tour dates that were,
1:34.2	added in Alabama, Georgia and Florida. Come see me live. Come on. I'm much better looking in person.
1:42.8	I swear. I am really good looking and it's hard. I don't know, man. It's not bragging if it's
1:50.0	true. I mean, uh, yes, my nose is as crooked as, as a water slide. And my ears are different sizes.
1:59.6	And, uh, hairs very patchy, but I make up for it with, with attitude and pizzazz. Also, go to
2:13.5	merch. We still sell merch. Go to Tim Hawkins dot net. The new gossip to God t shirts are awesome.
2:19.6	Selling like hot cakes. Um, also check out my posts on Instagram, TikTok, Twitter, and Facebook.
2:26.0	And then once again, cameo, the one they always make fun of me for go to cameo dot com, uh, for a
2:32.9	personal video there. Uh, so let's get right into it. Love you guys. Uh, hope this blesses you.
2:38.2	I'm telling you it's going to get emotional. So get ready for this episode of the Tim Hawkins podcast.
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