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🗓️ 21 February 2022
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Love lingers as the Hawkins couples discuss their romantic origin stories. Tim forces Luke to issue an apology to all women for his offensive jokes. Livy uses every spare tire in the St. Louis metro area. Heather, much like Nike, just does it. Oh, and more rapping!
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody welcome. Hey we did it. We're here. |
0:12.0 | Before we get started with the show, I'm doing a show in Wisconsin coming up and I'm talking |
0:18.2 | with this. I've got Eddie on the phone from Wisconsin. This is Eddie. He's helping me promote |
0:22.6 | a show. Hey there Ed. |
0:23.8 | Hey everybody great to talk. Yeah. We're chomping at the bit. Just chomping there. Get to see |
0:30.8 | a Timmy Hockenshow. We're just we're just pleased as puncher coming up here there. Timmy |
0:36.1 | you tell me Timmy. Yeah little Timmy Hockens. They say you gotta see it to believe it. You |
0:41.8 | gotta see this guy. It'll fill your heart with laughter and joy there and that's that's |
0:45.4 | what this world needs right now. Well I love coming to Wisconsin. It's always fun. |
0:49.0 | Friendlies people I know. Always great audiences. Have you Ed have you seen my show live before? |
0:54.3 | No I haven't there. I haven't seen it there but I've seen some of your clips there on the |
0:58.8 | computer and yeah wow you seem to be having a good time you know doing your little skit |
1:04.6 | or whatever it is you call it. Yeah we'll skit show it show it it doesn't matter. So |
1:10.3 | you've seen some of my clips. What do you think? Violence lighthearted. Clean spotless |
1:14.0 | you know it's not like harsh or violent. Well that's good. Well that's good. I would |
1:19.4 | never want to come off as violent at all. Yeah it's like you know what's like comedy |
1:23.8 | you would see at a park that what you do like a you know like a guy's juggling like bowling |
1:28.5 | pins or something there and in between he looks at a guy in a front row and he says hey |
1:32.8 | there sir nice tie. Did you get that free when you're about your toothpaste or something |
1:37.9 | like that. That's what your comedy seems to be like. Well that's not a joke that's just |
1:43.3 | a dig. Yeah digs. That's what we like up there. Playful digs. Nothing challenging doesn't |
1:48.7 | really make you think. It doesn't make you think. Yeah we don't like that. Don't make |
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