S2 Ep37: We're Not Wearing Pants

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Well, the day has come. Celia has given herself a full Brazilian wax at home during quarantine, and she lived to tell us the tale. Then, Jodie shares her most recent never thought I’d say this and craptastic parenting moments: Jodie’s daughter moved into the bathroom, her other daughter refused to wear pants, and Jodie had a screaming tantrum. Jodie and Celia talk about how blurred the boundaries are with kids during quarantine – how do you keep things under control as a parent when even you are falling apart? They also talk about the importance of taking responsibility as a parent when you do mess up, because messing up is inevitable - especially during a pandemic. So be kind to yourselves (and wash your hands!).

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0:00.0	What does Home mean to you? I'm Jimmy Famire, writer, broadcaster and restaurant critic,
0:06.4	and I've been speaking to well-known names about what Home means to them.
0:10.6	And it was in the East End of Burmesemese, when Burmese it was rough.
0:13.7	I remember thinking, none of the boys are going to fancy me.
0:16.5	Gourd-Dum Barotti and a chicken curry.
0:19.0	You are full, you are connected to your culture, and you may get a heart attack.
0:23.9	That's Where's Home Really, with me Jimmy Famera.
0:27.4	Find it wherever you're listening to this. And welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your host
0:49.1	Jody Sweeten. I am your other host Celia Behar. I like that we've gone back to introducing ourselves like now they forget
0:56.6	who we are I mean look that you know what I was I was reading some of the comments the other day are I know on Apple that's how deep we are in
1:06.8	the fucking quarantine is that that's what I've said they're like this podcast has
1:10.4	no format anymore yes that's the one.
1:13.2	They were like, I love it, but it doesn't,
1:16.6	what happened to the never thought I'd,
1:18.2	and I was like, oh, I don't know.
1:20.0	Well, good question.
1:21.0	That was a good question.
1:21.7	What happened to our lives? People. What happened to everything? What's the break?
1:26.0	Oh, what happened to my eyelashes? All of my, look at all of my eyelashes have finally come off now. By the way, I'm on FaceTime people, she's not
1:34.3	more enough. But I now look like a naked mole rat because all of my eyelash extensions,
1:40.4	I finally pulled like the last four stragglers off last night with some oil so now I have just
1:46.6	absolutely no eyelashes I I do and they're so short they're've broken off. It's like when you get
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