S2 Ep36: Dildo-Holding Lonely Girl

Never Thought I'd Say This

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Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are back with another closet edition of NTIST! Jodie talks about something she never thought she’d say: she threw a socially distant birthday party for her daughter. The ladies check in about their respective mental states in isolation – the loneliness, the lack of control, and the guilt that comes with having negative feelings when in a relatively privileged position. They offer advice to their listeners: stay in your hula hoop, and take a break from the dishes. Celia talks about how anxiety manifests in your brain, and how it might be protecting you right now. Meanwhile, a ghost or the NSA keeps messing with the microphones and the lights, Jodie can’t stop burping, and Celia has big news!

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0:00.0	And we're off. Well, actually, we're on. Oh, I think we're off. I think we're off.
0:18.0	I'm way off.
0:20.0	Overall.
0:21.0	It was off. Another fabulous introduction to never thought I'd say this. I am your
0:26.7	podcast host Jody Sweeten along with I am Celia Behar. Are you going to tell
0:31.6	what you are I am? Oh myhar. Are you going to tell what I am? Oh, thanks.
0:33.0	Oh my God, I'm fabulous today.
0:35.0	I showered.
0:37.0	Well, that's extra fabulous.
0:38.0	I put on deodorant even.
0:40.0	I'm proud of you.
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:42.0	I'm really proud of you. you got new headphones I do I think really the people need to know that we have matching headphones now and yours are on the light up function which mine are not.
0:54.6	We have kitty headphones, but we have kitty ear light up headphones.
0:58.7	Minor actually Bees.
1:01.3	Muscal got these for Bee for Christmas and she has also be dazzled them.
1:06.0	So I have little rhinestones on them too.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	They were pretty fancy to begin with too.
1:11.0	Well, these are just mine. So I don't even know because I wanted to
1:14.4	match your sound and it was the best way to do that was to get the exact same. They're great
1:18.9	and we figured out because apparently I am the loudest
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