S2 Ep38: Scratch 'N Stiff Snickers

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jodie and Celia dive into listener letters! They share “never thought I’d say this” moments from all of you, hear about how everyone’s doing during the pandemic, and interject with their usual insane silliness (including Celia’s famous “coked-out chipmunk” impression). Then Celia shares a new story about her mom, and maybe her best (worst?) craptastic parenting moment yet.

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0:00.0	Albert Einstein here, Chico and I, are out for walkies in the park.
0:04.3	My watch tells me we've walked exactly 3,04 steps, our personal best.
0:09.5	Our steps aren't the only thing we track.
0:11.5	Our smart meter display at home tells us how much energy we use daily,
0:15.4	weekly and monthly, which can help me make changes to save energy. And now my watch tells me,
0:20.8	it's time to head back for a gappa, right, Chico?
0:24.0	For extra help managing your household budgets, search get a smart meter today.
0:28.0	Consumer action required eligibility may vary. And welcome to another fantastic episode of never thought I'd say this, the
0:49.6	closet diary version. I am your host Jody Sweeten along with the fabulous
0:56.9	Celia Bayhar. Hi seal. Hi Jody you're already going red I'm so happy that we've upgraded to a way that Emily is able to actually
1:06.7	control your voice.
1:08.7	Okay, you told me I could switch my microphone around. I know, well apparently it wasn't working the other way either
1:14.5	yeah yeah I I'm just listen you guys we don't know what we're doing this isn't our job I think we're I think
1:21.9	I think they're pretty clear on that
1:23.2	these days. I think I think they're pretty fucking clear on that. It's hilarious because
1:29.6	we're looking at each other on face time and Jody's in her closet in her
1:32.3	tent and I'm in in her closet and the little like
1:35.1	thing that he creates for me and my mic is like in my mouth because I'm trying
1:40.7	to keep up with Judy's vocals.
1:43.0	No, I don't...
1:45.0	I just need to project more.
1:47.0	It's got to be something with the microphones.
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