S2 Ep35: Smurf Vaginas

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are back broadcasting from their respective closets to discuss their new normal: quarantining with the kids. They talk about their lack of sanity, their adventures in remote recording (which somehow manage to include bathroom humor), and Celia gearing up for some terrifying at-home waxing. They also talk about the silver linings of the pandemic – clean air, people being extra generous, and taking a break from productivity. Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of butthole content. Just to stay consistent.

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0:00.0	Albert Einstein here, Chico and I, are out for walkies in the park.
0:04.3	My watch tells me we've walked exactly 3,04 steps, our personal best.
0:09.5	Our steps aren't the only thing we track.
0:11.5	Our smart meter display at home tells us how much energy we use daily,
0:15.4	weekly and monthly, which can help me make changes to save energy. And now my watch tells me,
0:20.8	it's time to head back for a gappa, right, Chico?
0:24.0	For extra help managing your household budgets, search get a smart meter today.
0:28.0	Consumer action required eligibility may vary. And welcome to another episode of Never Thought I'd Say This with apparently your
0:49.1	loud talking host Jody Sweeten, that's me.
0:55.0	And Celia Behar, that's me.
0:57.0	Yeah, the one that...
0:58.0	Okay, okay, so let's just...
1:00.0	Yeah, just tell them.
1:01.0	Wait, first of all, you guys, Jody and I are looking at each other on
1:05.3	face time while we're recording this on something else and Jody has a goddamn snapchat filter of a fucking giraffe.
1:12.4	It's not a Snapchat filter. This is an iPhone
1:16.3	feature, thank you very much, that you can turn yourself into a talking giraffe.
1:20.9	I could also do a shark or an octopus so... Then you'd be an
1:25.6	look at here buddy. Now I'm an octopus. See? Yes. Oh ha ha ha.
1:31.8	Anyway, but we're sitting here.
1:34.0	Oh, it's so loud.
1:35.0	I'm so, am I loud?
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