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Never Thought I'd Say This

S2 Ep34: Your Life Is Not Worth A Taco

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia are in full quarantine mode and are dispatching today from their respective closets, because the show must go on! They give each other updates on how homeschooling the kids is going and naturally, it’s a mixed bag. They stress the importance of not putting too much pressure on the kids or themselves during this surreal time, and share some of the highs and lows they’ve faced so far. Plus, Celia is still boozing, Jodie is still breaking toes, and both of them are still ridiculous.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I'm your

0:17.6

host Jody Sweeten. And I am Celia Behar and we are in our closet. I'm actually in my kids closet. Oh that's even

0:27.6

better. Yeah so I never thought I'd say that I'm not coming out of the closet.

0:33.0

Right.

0:34.0

So as you all know and as you all are probably going through as well,

0:40.0

the fun of quarantine and being at home and so you know we had to keep recording the

0:46.0

podcast so we had to figure out how to do it and here's how I am currently I'm going to wait. We're face timing so I can see her and she can see me

0:57.2

But we haven't muted on face time and then we're recording on a whole other app. So I'm going to tell you right now that Jody is sitting against her dresser with a blanket over her head talking directly into her phone like she's going to eat a sandwich. That's what it looks like.

1:10.0

Like with my phone? Well, yeah, because I also am deaf and can't hear so it's really hard to me to hear over the phone. I'm not actually deaf. I don't mean to offend anyone. But I'm like my you don't. You is always great and I like I can't hear what people say on the phone. That's part of why I hate talking on the phone. So this is I'm really struggling to be a really good listener right now. and I'm like trying to see you through a piece of a Jasmine costume that gets flopping in front of the thing.

1:39.0

Oh, fantastic.

1:40.0

Because it's right in front of where the kids like stuff is.

1:42.0

Yeah.

1:43.2

Wait, while I'm in here.

1:44.3

Look at my little light thing that I have.

1:45.9

I have one of those Casper like twist lights.

1:50.5

Yeah, that's so cute.

1:51.0

I don't know if any of you guys have ever heard of it,

1:52.4

but Casper the

1:53.2

Friendly ghosts. Yeah, and the friendly ghost.

1:56.6

Do they have these little wireless charging light things and the girls have them in their

2:01.1

room, but you can like carry them wherever they're

2:03.5

wireless they charge every night and they dim they've got timers on them and

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