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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep31: Ninja Warrior Princess

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Tim gives the new Beatles documentary his seal of approval and uses the inspiration to write a hit single with Luke! The Gang pretends to not be pretentious by pretending not to know what precocious means (don’t ask). Livy and Heather try to nail down what to get Tim for Christmas...even though he just wants a candle. Plus, a special call in from Mark Zuckerberg, who explains the true meaning of Meta and has a binary sneezing fit.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh big, young, big stretch.

0:13.6

Everybody's stretched, big breath.

0:16.6

Yeah, how you feeling?

0:18.9

It's good to stretch.

0:22.1

I don't know why stretching feels so good, but it does.

0:27.4

How's it going, everybody?

0:29.5

Yeah, you good, end of the year stuff, running around like crazy people.

0:38.0

Yeah, doing your tasks, doing your lists, making your lists and checking it twice.

0:47.6

I was, felt like I'd been given a gift and I will explain it to you quickly and concisely.

0:56.8

You know how I think one of the dangers of social media, one of the dangers of the internet

1:01.3

is that it's taking away, it takes away, we let it take away creativity.

1:07.2

It itself is just what it is, but I think I know for a fact that I'm feeling, I feel that

1:14.4

it does take away drains creativity from it because you learn to, you teach yourself

1:20.3

to rely too much on something else for ideas and things like that.

1:26.6

One of the biggest fears or obstacles I have mentally is doing the podcast and you're

1:32.0

like, you're thinking, oh, we're doing anything to talk about.

1:34.5

Is this interesting?

1:36.5

Do, will people like this?

1:39.2

And I don't know.

1:40.9

And then I'll go to the internet and try to come with ideas.

1:44.4

I've even gone to how to have a good podcast.

1:48.2

What do you talk about on podcasts?

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