S2 Ep32: Boilin Dem Cabbage Down

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

The Gang ponders the mysterious world of life before the internet. Livy confesses to not knowing the difference between the metaverse and matrix, and recounts getting sexually harassed by an elderly lady. Luke reads a particularly vicious Amazon review of a disappointed hot sauce user. Tim develops dad-envy at the golf course. Plus, everyone’s favorite Norwegian rocker, Ulf Nerfgun, rings in the show with some classic Scandinavian holiday cheer! (Beware of Krampus).

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Wolf Nervkin and he keeps from filling in for him today for the podcast
0:17.0	intro and I know Tim is not feeling well.
0:20.0	He's little under how you say under beneath the climate.
0:26.0	Under the climate today so he's not feeling well.
0:32.0	He gets me to do the intro for it so I'm glad to do it.
0:36.0	I've been on the show once or twice before and I'm in many metal bands.
0:42.0	I've been in metal bands and dark metal and death metal and evil metal and red light metal and scary metal.
0:49.0	The stuff that scares people just that's the goal.
0:56.0	This is to try to play music.
0:59.0	I want to make the most of this today to show you and because every time I get to teach it's fun to learn things about Christmas.
1:10.0	Christmas is coming up. People don't know certain words.
1:22.0	I'm going to teach you the meanings of Christmas words today before we start the show.
1:28.0	You'll type that is a word that many people hear that.
1:35.0	The understand what their hill type means. It just means Christmas.
1:39.0	It's Norwegian Wikipedia says it's German but German still.
1:45.0	That's what they do.
1:48.0	The hill type is pagan.
1:57.0	It's confusing for people and they have to change it because people in Alabama are like roll tide.
2:06.0	It's confusing for them so they have to change the way they did that and have it kind of stuck.
2:14.0	There's a word that's an advent. That's a word you may have.
2:18.0	The advent calendar. You call it. Maybe on your wall with chocolates in it.
2:23.0	Advent just means coming. I'm arriving and I'll be there.
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