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🗓️ 29 November 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Tim gets a call from the most english englishman you’ve ever done heard. Levi joins the gang to give the outsider’s take on marriage and tell us about George Washington’s wooden...feet? Heather and Livy explain the art of feminine hair critique. Luke combines his two greatest passions into one push up. The gang decides that most people suck...and that they must be banished to a mug.
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0:00.0 | Well, hey everybody, Hodaun nation. Thank you for tuning in and it's the holiday season. |
0:15.4 | But, so ho, ho, do do, and take a red doc. Don't forget to hang up your sock. Cuzz is exactly |
0:22.0 | 12 o'clock. Here we got it up the chimney down. I used to think he was saying he'll be |
0:26.5 | coming up the chimney down, which I did, which made no sense. Of course he's, I learned |
0:32.6 | he's saying he'll be coming down the chimney down. That would be Andy Williams. So, hey, |
0:38.8 | the 11 learn and it made sense all on which, which doesn't really make sense anyway. He'll |
0:44.3 | be coming down the, he'll be coming down the chimney down. Does that, that seems like |
0:51.8 | what do you call it? It's a redundant, being redundant. That's, I don't know the big words. |
0:58.5 | But my friend on the line knows the big words. This is Roger from Jolly Old England, |
1:03.2 | Roger. Dude, thanks for, for taking the time out and you're a busy man. |
1:09.6 | I'm just too of a cry busy. I'm choked up to the choked up to my volleyball. What does |
1:17.2 | that mean? It means I'm busy. Okay. Because I know that you, you, you |
1:20.6 | Brits, you have a lot of words that we, we don't, we don't use here in the States. |
1:25.9 | No, you don't do lots of things. States, you don't speak right. You take in the Queen's |
1:30.8 | English and you've, you've, you've, you've basically dragged it across the coast. You're, |
1:38.0 | you're, you're, you're, you're loud, you're a voice to the sea. You think, oh, I'm the |
1:41.2 | best. I'm, you know, the strongest. I'm the smartest, you know, you're destroying |
1:45.1 | the planets with your, your lifestyle. This is disgusting. Just go, I know you use different |
1:52.8 | words and phrases than we do here in America. Of course you have many. Yes, we have many |
1:57.0 | of those up to the other. Like, like if we say, we say that guy's an idiot. What do you |
2:01.1 | say? He's a Thomas Derby. Okay. How about, how about we say give you a call? What do |
2:07.8 | you say? I will give you a bell. Okay. How about if I say, I'll take care of that for |
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