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🗓️ 22 November 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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The gang is joined by comedian and good ol’ Tim pal, John Branyan! A masterclass ensues on the art of stand up and everyone tries out material, new and old, that you won’t want to miss. Resolved in this episode: God decides who’s funny and who’s not and the government can get over your fence if they so desire...probably. Luke speaks blasphemy of cotton candy and Livy counts down from ten.
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0:00.0 | What's up, everybody? How you doing? How's your mom and him? How's everything going at work? You good? Good to see you. Good to see you. My goodness gracious. |
0:22.0 | Time is a flying by. I went to college years and years and years and years ago. I went to the University of Missouri and one of my favorite things about college. I say I went to the University of Missouri but I didn't go to college. I kind of stopped going to classes after a while. |
0:42.0 | That's a different story for a different day, different podcast. One of my favorite things about going to Mizzou is that Mizzou was about an hour and a half, two hours away from St. Louis. |
0:54.0 | When I would go home to visit on a weekend, I would drive back to Mizzou that Sunday night. I just remember the nights where it was a little bit crisp outside. It felt good because I needed to stay awake for the drive home. |
1:10.0 | I'd roll the windows down a bit and let that crisp air in and just felt really good. I fell in love with quiet, it was called Quiet Storm music like R&B. |
1:22.0 | I love rock and roll and we all made our mix tapes and we all have our popular songs, our favorite songs, whatever different styles. |
1:32.0 | I always made sure to have one or two Quiet Storm songs on my mix tape and only I knew where they were. |
1:40.0 | If you promise not to tell anybody, I'll play for you one of those tracks because this one just takes me back. It's by the group De Barge. |
1:50.0 | You can't be wondering where you belong. Let me help. Do you need anybody else? |
2:06.0 | No one else. Where should you be? I do my own choreography. In my Ford Maverick. |
2:26.0 | No one to care. Won't you come and stay with me because of us all? You got to promise you're going to tell anybody that that is my giant home. |
2:38.0 | I feel like we've connected at a deeper level. I think we're going to connect at a deeper level on this podcast with a grand old friend of mine has decided to drive all the way from Kokomo, Indiana to join us on the show today. |
2:54.0 | It's Mr. John Brownian. That's right. Of three little pigs fame. He's been one of the best friends I've ever had in my life, especially in comedy. He's helped me become a better writer, a better performer. |
3:06.0 | I'm just thrilled to have him come hang out with us. Just sit there. Sit there. Let's jam it out. Let's rock it out to another edition of the Tim Hawkins podcast. |
3:20.0 | All right. No posting are passing notes in class. |
3:30.0 | So not funny. So guys, I want to play something for you. And I want to tell I want you to tell me what you think is interesting about this. |
3:42.0 | Okay. Are you done stirring your electrolyte drink, sweetie? I've never done stirring. All right. |
3:50.0 | This little song called Biblical Love. |
3:54.0 | You didn't know you're false so hard when your feet left the ground. Gravity don't make no sense when I'm around. |
4:08.0 | Don't come up against yourself when demons in your head get loud. I am here to help you and I'll turn them down. |
4:22.0 | You may be wondering where you'd be. If I never made you and you never found me, you'll never see. So won't you give me your life for the rest of your life. |
4:42.0 | I want to have it all with you. I want to have it all with you. |
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