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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep25: The Unexamined Carl

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

A dire call in from an ex-believer who had one too many fiber-one bars. Livy burps. Luke is open about his emotions and scavenges for everything in the Hawkins household (except banana laffy taffy). A theological debate ensues, culminating in Heather’s pronouncement of the best chick-fil-a sauce. Crappaw calls in to tell the gang he loves them and that he still has awful bowels!

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, what's happening? It's so good to be with you again. And it's so good

0:16.6

to be living life with you. Thanks for taking the time out to listen. You know, I used to

0:21.4

think that this quote was from the Bible, but actually I believe it's from Socrates.

0:27.0

He said about 2500 years ago, he said this, the unexamined life is not worth living. And how

0:34.8

true that is. And sometimes I think we're grinding away at life so much that it's good

0:39.3

to stop, take the breaks, you know, hit the breaks and reevaluate. It's like, what are

0:44.7

we doing here? But more importantly, why are we doing it? And I'm seeing that an iteration

0:50.7

of that in the church. If you've noticed it on TikTok, if you're on TikTok or social

0:55.6

media, there's this, these people that call themselves X-vanjellicles, I guess they're,

1:01.2

they've left the church or left the faith for whatever reason. And to me, I'm like, yeah,

1:08.5

yeah, you can say it's sad, but it's kind of encouraging. It's like, yeah, it asks questions.

1:14.6

I mean, I believe God is big enough to answer those questions. I mean, if you can make

1:20.4

a bunny rabbit, I think you can handle some of the biggies. So I wanted to kind of dig

1:27.7

into this phenomenon. And I have a friend of mine who's recently left our church and

1:34.1

some crazy things have been going on over there. And his name is Alink. Alink, the X-vanjellicle,

1:40.9

and I just wanted to touch base. Hey, Alink, dude, are you there?

1:45.6

Yeah, I'm here. I guess it's good to hear your voice. I mean, I heard the voice of a so-called

1:53.0

Christian. Well, I mean, I don't know what that means, but I know that I haven't seen

1:58.6

you in a while. Some things have been going on. I know that there was something that happened

2:02.2

to the church or maybe a couple things. And just just kind of give us your point of view.

2:06.5

And what are you going through in this part of your journey, man? I mean, it sounds like

2:12.3

you're in a deconstruction phase with your own faith. Well, that's an understatement, buddy.

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