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🗓️ 1 November 2021
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Tim speaks with a strung out pilot who had a few too many vaccines. Turns out that Heather is the founder (of using) Ebay. Luke gives Tim the “no cap” deal on drip and ice, which goes great. Livy demands mashed potatoes and shares her latest impression of everyone’s favorite Founding Father! Baby Holland plays us out and is simply adorable.
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0:00.0 | All right, everybody. Welcome back to another episode. I am on the phone right now. I got to take this. This is a |
0:16.4 | one of my best friends. He's a pilot with South North Airlines and he was setting up a T-time for golf tomorrow. So I want to make sure that we get this done. So if you hold on once, okay, hey dude, what's up? |
0:27.9 | Okay. |
0:29.4 | Looks like we're ready to go for the morning. So I just wanted to attach base really. Let you know that it looks like I think so. Look good for the morning for a T-time. |
0:39.7 | Well, that's awesome. Thanks for taking care of this. I'm looking forward to it, man. So what what what's the T-time in the morning? When should I be there? |
0:46.7 | Looks like we're looking at about a two-niner of the 829 in the morning, the BT time. So if I don't get there on time, I apologize for that. And probably I was doing some paperwork. |
1:01.7 | I think you're that just make sure you get you there safely and securely. Well, we're going to be taking two different cars. So that really doesn't matter. I guess I guess I'm in charge of my own safety. So don't worry about me. I'll be there a little early because I want to hit some balls and get warmed up. So. |
1:16.7 | Sounds good. I think the one's going to make a lot of those southwestern than our least about eight miles an hour. Maybe we'll guess up to 11. The temperature's going to be well, we're going to say to low 60s. We're going to call to low 60s for most of the morning and getting a maybe 70s up to the afternoon. But we should be. |
1:37.7 | We should be finishing up well before that. So we should be okay. All right. Sounds good. Dude. I'm looking forward to hanging out with you. And I just love. I love. One of the reasons I love hanging out with you, dude, is just like you're just so calm. You just. |
1:49.7 | You put me at ease. I think I'm looking forward just to hang with you more than playing golf, dude. I just really enjoy our friendship. |
1:56.7 | I appreciate that, dude. I need to have been stressing out a lot lately a lot of stuff going on the beer lines. And I do that. You okay? Yeah, I just feel real tense. |
2:12.7 | I just want to make sure I was safe with the vaccines. So I take a took. I want I can't over did it with the vaccines. And it's kind of hopefully it's not affected by mental capacity, but it's I do feel a bit different. I need to get outside and get some pressure. |
2:33.7 | So what do you mean you overdid it with a vaccine? I like to. I I high produced. I call hybrid. I took. How many vaccines did you take? 27 27 vaccines. |
2:48.7 | 27. 27. Actually 30 boosters. So it's I think I overdid it. I didn't just work out of my system. So I don't think we'll be. I don't care that. |
3:10.7 | I actually think I probably have more vaccine than blood in my body right now. So it's crazy thing that I apologize. I appreciate your patience. And thank you for flying so north. |
3:22.7 | I'm not. |
3:24.7 | You've been working way too much. I'm not on a flight right now. I'm just talking about playing golf with you tomorrow. Yeah, there you go. It's scarier. I'm not scared. But we're just trying to be safe. I'm sorry. Hold on. I need to. |
3:42.7 | I need to. Reprimand my son real quick. Hold on one second. Yeah. Billy. Billy. Yeah. You need to serve the table. And finish your cereal and eat the rest of it. And because we don't want to be late for. |
3:59.7 | Don't want to be late for school. I'm going to get you there on time. And I appreciate that. You're just that was Billy your son. Yeah, that's Billy my son. I apologize for. |
4:09.7 | Gosh, I just heavily reprimanded him. I'm very embarrassed about my behavior. Just now talking to Billy. I flew into a fit of breach. When I was talking to him, I just want to apologize for that. Did you have to see that dark side of that dark side that you're apologizing for your behavior. Just now talking to Billy. |
4:32.7 | Yeah, I just that's what I'm talking about. I'm just highly stressed out. I need tomorrow. I need to. I need to just work this out of my system is blind. Just just fiery rage. That is blowing. |
4:48.7 | Blowing through my system. So it's okay. That's totally good. So we're playing about 829 tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I should be there. Once again, if I have a family, I think I should probably make up some time on the drive over because of the. |
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