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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S2 Ep23: Armadillo By Morning

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Tim ponders the meaning of song lyrics and steps in shaving cream. Livvy gossips to God and Luke explains how to cheat on your taxes. The whole gang has a heartfelt talk about armadillos and then tries to leave the zoom meeting but fails together. Plus, the great Jordan Peterson returns to give us his special Peter Pan Peanut Butter & Steak recipe! Big thanks to Uncommon Goods for sponsoring this episode! To get 15% off your next gift, go to uncommongoods.com/HAWKINS. Don’t miss out on this limited time offer!

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0:00.0

yeah that's uh I just came up with that folks that was just off the top of my head

0:17.6

yeah that's just how I let the magic flow just let it go don't ask questions don't judge

0:22.5

just let it just create it so uh pretty sweet huh yeah I don't know where a song

0:29.9

comes from people ask you where comedy comes from but songs and music I don't

0:34.2

know I mean even the best they don't know sometimes I was they were talking

0:39.5

about Dylan and they're like what you know how how did you come up with this

0:43.5

stuff you know that dog and I said the breaking news shadows even the

0:47.0

soup spoon handmade blade a shy balloon eclipse is both the sun and moon to

0:51.3

understand you know too soon there's no sense in trying what what what huh huh

0:58.9

punny threats this bluff was going through the side of the box of tone from the

1:03.6

fools go my piece of how to horn plays wasted words through the morning he's

1:07.8

not busy born is busy dying what oh wow and people ask him you know how did

1:15.7

you write that man and and Dylan's usually like I don't know it just kind of

1:20.0

came out of me I remember the the eat prey love lady she did a Ted talk and

1:26.3

she talks about how in Greek times they saw creativity as something outside

1:31.3

themselves you had a genius almost like you had an angel whispering creativity

1:36.7

in your ear but then the Renaissance came along in humanism and and everything

1:41.4

and people started thinking that they themselves were the genius and that

1:45.6

really puts a lot of pressure on you when you have that mindset so you're just

1:49.6

blaming yourself when the new ideas aren't coming as opposed to you know just

1:53.1

showing up with pen in hand ready when the idea comes racing by like a bullet

1:58.7

train and you better be fast or you know the idea's gone one of the things I love

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