S2 Ep22: Kicking and Smiting

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Tim raves about his favorite microchip that determines the fate of this very podcast. Livvy accidentally tortures a man whilst trying to fix his hiccups. The gang has a good laugh about fake laughs and reviews sneezing safety. Fake Mother Teresa calls in and professes her Hodunk-ship. Plus, Luke turns up the heat at senior center volleyball!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we are back.
0:11.8	Voice feels a little rough today, guys.
0:16.0	So I apologize for that.
0:18.8	Should I really apologize for that?
0:20.4	What do we apologize for?
0:22.1	That we really shouldn't apologize for.
0:24.4	I always thought it was funny when you know like we're on an airplane.
0:29.6	They're sitting in the aisle seat.
0:31.9	They're loading the plane.
0:32.9	People coming in and somebody comes to sit in and they're sitting in the window seat.
0:37.6	They apologize.
0:38.6	I'm sorry.
0:39.6	I'm the window seat.
0:40.6	Well, what's there to be sorry about?
0:42.7	That's you have no say over that.
0:45.5	Come on in.
0:46.5	You're fine.
0:47.5	No one has heard.
0:48.5	No feelings heard here.
0:50.8	But welcome anyway.
0:53.0	Hode-unc nation.
0:54.8	And the world.
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