Dungeons and Datties is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups. Content warnings can be found in the episode description.

Okay, asking someone how long they believed they were destined for greatness is so stupid,

you can't even consider it a topic suitable for idle conversation.

And if you still want to know how long I believed that I, Taylor Swift, was going to one day single-handedly change the world?

Well, I can tell you this. I always knew.

Exhibit A, my dad, probably not human.

Exhibit B, I'm the coolest kid in my school.

So when a mysterious man in a suit showed up during detention and recruited me in my three side-kicks,

link normal and scary into an organization called Datties,

and that we were to be tasked with stopping Eldritch horrors that enthessed our world?

Let's just say I wasn't surprised in the least.

It was in that moment I knew the adventure that would define my teenage life and change the

fate of the world forever was just beginning. This is my story.

Welcome to Dungeons & Daddy. Season 2, still not a BDSM podcast.

What's that still because it makes the song like a venture well?

Not yet, I mean not yet.

And everyone edging is the act of this podcast tells the story of 14s searching for their lost

dads in the world forever changed by the metaverse forever twisted by the metaverse.

That's right. We're going to change it up every time.

Well, every time I disagree, I don't think it's fun to change it up.

This intro forever changed by Beth Naysay.

Beth Naysay.

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