S2 Ep. 1 - Dungeon and D.A.D.D.I.E.S.
Dungeons and Daddies
Dungeons and Daddies
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🗓️ 25 January 2022
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Four teens get a pretty gnarly detention. They also find out things they didn't expect about their own family histories!
This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, and body horror.
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| 0:43.4 | We go to the Oak Garcia household where all your favorite characters |
| 0:48.6 | Our hangout in the living room then we go to the kitchen and while Henry is doing a bollable things to popcorn |
| 0:55.6 | Lark and sparrow walk in a my beautiful boys are you how's it going you guys ready to see this minion movie Sparrow says father |
| 1:02.6 | I know we know that things have been different for some time and that since we've returned |
| 1:08.1 | Lark has been shall we say selling but Lark I believe you have an apology for father |
| 1:13.1 | Oh, Lark that's so sweet you don't need to apologize for anything buddy Lark comes in for an embrace. He says I really do need to apologize father |
| 1:20.1 | I am sorry sorry for what bud for this and in that moment you feel a blade enter your back between your shoulder blades |
| 1:29.1 | It's not a very deep wound but it hurts and you feel it go all the way and he steps away from you and he just shakes his head |
| 1:36.1 | And he goes I'm so sorry father as you look into his eyes you remember all the horrible things that brought you to the side |
| 1:42.1 | You remember coming to the forgotten realms and you being the first person to cast a spell to entangle a red cloak that he defeated |
| 1:49.1 | You remember using your Jezball skills to build walls of fire and stone around each other |
| 1:53.1 | You remember using the power of your mind and your colon to completely emulates David Boreon as even as he was screaming that all he had ever wanted was for the Lord of Chaos to spill the blood of the unsung hero |
| 2:03.1 | And as you think about that you remember that as the door slammed on Willie Stampler he had cast the message spell |
| 2:09.1 | Oh shit and in this moment you realize as Lark mows it in front of you what that message was |
| 2:16.1 | Henry Oak is the unsung hero and the Lord of Chaos has just spilled his blood |
| 2:22.1 | Oh shit and suddenly you and your two children find yourselves racked with convulsions as you all begin to vomit up a stream of black and black |
| 2:32.1 | Oh my god |
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