Hello you fantastic

It's your favourite manager of the Fluesville Fax Factory,

expert comedian and shrewd judge of jokes, Mr. Shnoos, welcome to Flues Mania, the fun-filled

Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes

and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

But what type of jokes am I telling today, I hear you ask?

Bob, it's rhetorical.

This is a one-way audio delivery system this podcast.

Of course I can't hear people say anything.

Unfortunately, you're in the same station as me,

what with being the Bob the station manager type person and all that.

I can hear you loud and clear.

But maybe I can hear people ask if they all ask together.

Okay, everyone listening on to count a three, shout out real loud.

What jokes are you telling today, Mr. Snoos?

Ready?

One, two, three, go!

Okay, it turns out I didn't hear that, but thanks for the effort.

Now, everyone come along down to my joke vault. This is where I keep all my very best jokes. Well, all of my jokes are my very pest jokes because they're my jokes and they're to very best. But you get the drift. Come on.

Ah, what type of joke am I telling today?

Jokes about horses?

Nay, they're unstable.

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