Hello, it's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory bringing you Flues mania, the fun-filled Flues Challenge for Kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

I'm very good at tongue twisters, but we'll get to that later.

First, we have to hear some jokes.

Now let's see, let me get into my very secret joke vault here.

Ah yes, here we are. All my jokes are organised in different file cabinets. I've got animal jokes, food jokes, jokes about bicycles and bananas and waffles. What does everyone think? Should we tell animal jokes today? Yay!

Well I think that's a very good idea. Ah, here we are. Animal jokes. Let's see, we've got

giraffes and bears and elephants. I'll just put my hand in here and pull out whatever joke I find.

Ah, oh this is a good one. I love barnyard jokes. Here we go, joke number one.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

You get an egg on top of a barn. You get an egg roll.

Ha ha ha! You see because the egg rolls off the roof of the barn, then you get an egg roll, those delightful dinner items you order a Chinese restaurant.

I do like egg rolls. You see the play on words. You know what? I'll move on.

If you don't get it now, it's lost forever. All right.

Okay, let's reach in here and see what else we've got.

Ah!

Ooh, now this is perfect. There is nothing quite like a duck joke. I may have to tell two of these. What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck? You get a fire quacker!

Ha! That is a good one.

Actually, it reminds me of another great duck joke.

What does a duck detective do?

They quack the case!

Ha!

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