It's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Flusville factory, bringing you Fluesmania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

And you can learn the jokes too, share them with your friends.

Come with me down to my joke vault.

This is where I store all my jokes so nobody can nick them.

Now, what type of jokes should I tell today?

Jokes about cats? No, that'd give me pause. Jokes about frogs.

If I did, I'd better hop to it. No. Jokes about cars?

No, not that either. It'd drive people crazy.

I know. I'll tell jokes about books.

Fizzy's love reading.

What's your favourite book?

I can't choose just one.

That'd be shellfish.

Get it?

Selfish but shellfish because books are up on shelves.

Okay, let's get down to Bross Tacks.

Get ready for a laugh riot.

Here are the real jokes.

Book joke number one.

Why don't we write a lot of books on penguins?

Because writing books on paper is much easier.

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