It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory with Flues News for today.

Now, I've got a lot of rather thrilling and important factory news to cover,

including some scrumptious updates from the test kitchen, a message from Franny about bathroom

maintenance, and lucky us, we get to take another dive deep into the famous and infamous Fluesville Factory Suggestion Box.

We begin our Flues News announcement today with a little bit of a personal request.

You see, three weeks ago, Waffle and Martha saw a photo of the Sistine Chapel.

Not on purpose, of course. They were searching up pictures of 16 cheesecakes and made some

fortuitous typos. What they came across were photographs of the famous Michelangelo work, his lovely paintings on the ceiling of the chapel in Vatican City.

Much to my chagrin, Waffle and Martha evidently became inspired.

Some of you may have noticed the new works on the ceiling of the factory.

Drawn mostly in crayon and what I hope is brown paint,

tiny winged cherubs all over the ceiling. But if you look closely, all of them have the faces

of Waffle and Martha. And one of them is me, which I find a personal affront, because I haven't

worn a diaper since I was a baby, if he. I mean, I also don't have wings, rosy cheeks,

or a fairly aggressive looking crossbow. Anyway, after I saw this quote unquote artwork,

I needed to paint over it.

So I sent Martha Angelo and Waffle Doe Da Vinci on a mission. They needed to find me a gaggle of the elusive snoz-wankers,

50 tiny green and fuzzy snoz-wankers. Fifty tiny green and fuzzy snoz-wankers.

Problem is, snoswangers don't exist.

So who knows what they'll return with?

But I did get wind of their return any minute now.

So, long story short,

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