S16 Ep836: Krampus (2015)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode, the holiday fun continues with a wild conversation all about Krampus! Was the K-man one of the OG internet creepy pastas? Couldn’t this film have a bit more teeth and not have been so beholden to nailing a PG-13? How many beloved Christmas movies is this movie being at once? Well done with the casting here, this flick is stacked with fantastic comedic actors which is a bonus. But, what’s the deal with the gingerbread men having more screen time than Krampus? And what’s with that Twilight Zone ending? PLUS: Cookie Puss holiday desserts for all!
Krampus stars Adam Scott, Toni Colette, Allison Tolman, David Koechner, Emjay Anthony, Stefania LaVie Owen, Krista Stadler, and Conchata Ferrell as Aunt Dorothy; directed by Michael Dougherty.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, y'all, shout out to Sonos for sponsoring this week's episode on Crampus. |
| 0:04.5 | This holiday season, give the gift of Sonos sound, y'all. |
| 0:08.8 | We're going to tell you exactly how to do that later in the program. |
| 0:12.0 | But right now, sit back, relax, and enjoy our episode on Crampus. |
| 0:17.5 | This week on the program, while you saw this ugly guy on a couple of hot topic t-shirts |
| 0:22.0 | we're talking crampus |
| 0:23.6 | I'm Andrew Jupin |
| 0:24.6 | Steven Sadek |
| 0:25.7 | Eric Cisca |
| 0:27.3 | Cabanus |
| 0:28.8 | and we |
| 0:30.4 | hate movies |
| 0:31.3 | I'm |
| 0:33.6 | a movie I'm Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning into the fine program. |
| 1:07.9 | As always, that's right, it's December. We're kicking in a high gear our holiday programming of course and this one boy this one's great this is crampus from 2015 |
| 1:17.5 | directed by michael doherty uh-huh andrew uh-huh what it's okay to like a movie we say that a lot |
| 1:23.8 | this movie was critically acclaimed upon release. Apparently. |
| 1:32.9 | This is, well, this, I really do think this has, we have to talk about mental illness here for a little bit. |
| 1:45.3 | About me? Sixty nine percent on Rotten Tomatoes does not mean confetti in the air, 100%. It's not one battle after another. It's not exactly that. I know that it feels like that sometimes, but I really know. 69% is close enough to 70% of the people reviewing it like that. And then you go to 80% |
| 1:51.1 | 85% is that way. So Eric, is that 69% on like the critic side of things or the audience side? |
| 1:58.1 | Critic side of things. Critic side. Or maybe it was 67 or 66% I forget, but it was in the 60s, Chris, and that means Cranpus is in the White |
| 2:06.2 | House, motherfucker. That's true. Yes. Oh, dude, my kingdom for President Cranpus. Why not? Better |
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