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We Hate Movies

S16 Ep835: Avatar: The Way of Water (2022, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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This is an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Avatar: The Way of Water! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! Instantly unlock this show, along with countless hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!

“They are like R2-D2, they’re sticking it anywhere that’s open!” - Steve, on all the Na’vi tail play

On this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re heading back to beautiful Pandora to check in on Jake Sully and his ever-growing brood in Avatar: The Way of Water! How absolutely gorgeous is this movie? Can we can it with the “Family Language Track” offerings, Disney? How hilarious is it when Quaritch finds his old skeleton? Has anyone ever done it better than Sigourney? And can someone please give that Spider a haircut—looking like Jack Black in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is… not fantastic. PLUS: Look out for the cool Na’vi in part four—The Mud Goblins!

Avatar: The Way of Water stars Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Kate Winslet, Cliff Curtis, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Edie Falco, Brendan Cowell, Jemaine Clement, Jamie Flatters, Britain Dalton, Trinity Jo-Li Bliss, Bailey Bass, Filip Geljo, Giovanni Ribisi, Dileep Rao, and Jack Champion as Spider; directed by James Cameron.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Speaking inundated, I watched this on the disc.

0:14.2

Now, I don't know if the Disney Plus has this option, but I would wager they do because

0:19.0

why not put this bad idea everywhere?

0:21.8

This, what do they call it?

0:23.5

You can, you can opt in the audio settings for the family language track, which takes out

0:29.8

all the profanity.

0:31.2

So you can watch the little blue people with your babies.

0:34.2

Does it take out their hairy tentacle cots?

0:36.6

That's the thing.

0:37.2

I think we're still tail fucking so it's like,

0:39.3

what is the point? Just so you don't hear Jake Sully go, shit. I think Spiders says fuck at the end. Spiders got a fuck in this one, which is pretty great. Yeah. Give me a fucking break. I mean, maybe there's a setting on my Disney pluse that I should be able to do. It's like right when you put the disc on, it's like,

0:55.4

do you want English? Do you want all these dubs? Do you want for the hearing impaired? Or do you want family language twat? Did you go end to end on that bad boy or what? You watch the six commentary? No, I only got it the other day. And it took me honestly, like, sometimes, you know, watching movies during the day.

1:13.3

It's like the fucking doorbells ring in. The walkers comment or whatever. This three hour and 12 minute movie took me like five and a half hours. Oh, this is a sundowner, my friend. You start this with the... Well, dude, you said it. You texted last night. It was like 755 p.m. Steve Sadec text just starting Avatar 2.

1:29.4

I was like, my God.

1:30.6

Yeah, we were done at 11. texted last night, it was like 7.55 p.m. Steve Sadek text just starting Avatar 2. I was like, my

1:30.1

God. Yeah, we were done at 1130. I mean, I started at like 1.30 or something and the sun did

1:35.9

set while I was watching it. It's crazy. And the runtime to me, at least, is a problem. I'm sorry,

1:41.5

there's a way to tell you could trim some of the fat here to make a compelling story. I agree. I think it's too long. I got I got fatigued a little and I'd like long movies, but I think some of the fat is what I like about this. Yes, actually that's true. I like them having an argument on the beach, relatable. You know, we all have done it have done oh everybody's got into a fight on the

2:01.4

beach dude definitely did you leave your wall in the fucking car again just like oh it's a lazy sunday and

2:05.9

you're talking to your tacon friend in the water and i like those little slices of life i think it makes

2:11.4

the movie yeah the world he built a world you want to be in and enjoy and like i so many of the people who do movies like this just have no interest in building a world like this.

2:22.4

And I'm not saying you have to have money to do this even though James Cameron clearly a fucking ocean of money came with this fucking thing.

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