S11 Ep4: The Mummer's March
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. |
| 0:08.0 | Welcome to the Midnight Library. Madam, one of the guests has arrived early, quite upset. |
| 0:36.0 | Well, thank you for the cheery news, darling. |
| 0:39.3 | Miss Pinkton claims she was chased by a flying goat in Phantom Forest. |
| 0:44.3 | Hmm. Maybe Miss Pig Tong is making things up. |
| 0:49.3 | Uh, she has pictures, madam. |
| 0:53.3 | Blast these people and their bloody cameras. |
| 0:57.1 | Oh, and Smokey Joe, the flying goat, would like to know where he can roost. |
| 1:02.7 | Blast these otherworldly beasts and their bloody demands. |
| 1:07.4 | He-he-he-he. Well, good evening. |
| 1:18.9 | Greetings, every... |
| 1:20.6 | Every... |
| 1:22.0 | I am so sorry, everyone. |
| 1:26.7 | Please try to ignore Irma as you make your way into the reading room. |
| 1:32.3 | Oh, Irma, Irma, baby, please. |
| 1:36.3 | Oh, please put that down before you poke a guest's eye out again. |
| 1:42.3 | Everyone, if you could break up your little chatty circles and take your seats, everyone, please. |
| 1:53.4 | Oh, good evening, Paul. |
| 1:57.4 | Yes. |
| 1:59.4 | You? |
| 2:02.6 | You're concerned about your costume. Yeah. |
| 2:03.6 | Yes. |
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