S11 Ep5: Vault of the Vampire

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Spooky Lovelies! How elegant you look in your vampire-inspired attire! Tonight, by candlelight, we shall visit grave after grave after grave until we've had our fill of all the bizarre batterings the bodies of the supposed vampires have sustained. They are many and grievous. From stakes through their heart to stones in their mouth, "vampires" know grave treatment. Join us!

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:09.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Mr. Darling, you look dreadful. Did you eat a vegetarian?
0:33.5	I didn't get a wink of sleep. The lady grave diggers were having a diggin' giggle fest right below my window last night.
0:42.5	Oh, that was the variance of the veil ritual.
0:46.6	I didn't think you'd enjoy it.
0:49.9	Well, you might have invited me to see.
0:53.2	What happens? Oh, we, um, dig invited me to see. What happens?
0:55.6	Oh, we, um, dig up Aunt Vesta, douse her in blood, then replace her sacred veil.
1:02.9	Oh, sounds like a hoot. I demand to be included.
1:07.4	Huh.
1:08.3	Uh, oh, um, we do take her shopping for the veil first.
1:13.6	Ew, at the mall?
1:16.4	Yes.
1:17.8	Nope, I'm out.
1:19.8	Ha ha ha.
1:25.9	Welcome. This way, everyone. Welcome.
1:29.5	This way, everyone.
1:32.3	Oh, don't you all look so divine?
1:37.4	What beautiful living faces to have visiting us.
1:43.2	We're just so fortunate to draw such appealing people, all plump and juicy.
1:52.0	If you could all just scurry in, please, the entire group of you.
1:58.0	Please enter the reading room together in a lively fashion. Go! Excuse me. Go on, please. That's right. Find your favorite spots. I'll be right along to entertain you in just a moment. I think Irma's done something unfortunate in the alcove, and I want to send for a maid.
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