S1 Ep96: Nose Stink
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2020
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
The rough ride is finally over, Crystal is healing with a frustrating new side effect, please wash yourself thoroughly before receiving a service. We can’t hang out with problematic celebrities and as a rule, let’s continue learning and becoming a better you every year.
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| 0:00.0 | Wait. |
| 0:03.0 | It's fine. It's fine. Hello. I really want to sing my song again. I really don't want you to do you guys want to hear my song no it's not mine but I like it |
| 0:29.8 | so here we are, we're back. |
| 0:33.6 | It feels like forever. |
| 0:35.2 | I know, it's only been a week. |
| 0:36.7 | And there's a baby here. |
| 0:38.8 | You guys, it's so weird that there's a baby. |
| 0:42.1 | Yeah, I was saying, like, hello I watched you be pregnant the last |
| 0:48.8 | nine months but now that the baby's here it just feels so weird like there's a baby. I know Bunny feels the same way like you guys didn't know it was coming or something |
| 0:58.5 | She's so great though, man |
| 1:02.0 | You know everybody knows I'm not the fan of babies, but I really love this baby. |
| 1:07.0 | She's really cute. She's little, she's a little, she's like five and a half pounds. |
| 1:12.0 | She's a teeny one and she's like a good length she's like 18 and a quarter inches and she's just a little chicken |
| 1:20.9 | She is her legs are skinny and she's really cute. |
| 1:25.7 | Her baby clothes don't really fit her yet. |
| 1:28.3 | She's primi diapers. |
| 1:30.1 | Yeah they look like baby alive diapers. |
| 1:32.4 | I was like these are doll diapers. |
| 1:34.0 | They are. We were dying laughing when we saw them because I had a pack from the hospital that is |
| 1:40.5 | pre-me size. I didn't even know that fucking existed. I didn't either. I always you know thought |
| 1:45.2 | newborn was the smallest even when I was like ordering diapers and stuff and I saw those |
| 1:50.7 | and I was cracking up because there was like you're they're like cell phone |
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