S1 Ep95: Can You Even Fit Your Fingers In There?

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Today’s the big day!
Taco Bell KEEPS breaking our heart, Crystal is experiencing some interesting nasal changes, we share secrets on this podcast. Celebrity disappointments, the fires are consuming A LOT, please don’t ejaculate your pets.
This week’s tv recommendations are The King of Staten Island and Married At First Sight.

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0:00.0	I hate waiting for this stupid music to end. I hate it every time we hear it too.
0:18.6	Here we are. Episode 95 of Hello Dysfunction.
0:25.0	Yes, I'm excited.
0:27.0	Let's get the show on the road.
0:29.0	I know.
0:30.0	We're going to be very busy tomorrow. Well, you will.
0:33.0	Tonight and tomorrow, yeah.
0:35.0	Do you have your shit packed?
0:35.9	Yep, back my bag last night.
0:38.9	Oh my God.
0:39.8	I'm probably not even going to sleep tonight.
0:41.6	I was just going to say that. In the morning I got a call
0:46.0	before we go over at like 4.45 in the morning. So then we got to be there at 5.30. I thought it was 545 is 530.
0:54.0	Oh, which means I need to leave here by like 445.
0:57.0	So I'm going to leave my car here.
0:59.0	Oh, that makes sense.
1:00.0	Yeah, so then my parking space is open.
1:03.0	Yeah, so you guys don't care about this.
1:06.3	Sorry.
1:07.1	We're talking like fucking.
1:08.5	Yeah.
1:09.7	Anyway, sorry guys, hi.
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