S1 Ep94: Poop Knife

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2020

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Crystal updates us on her surgery while Pata Fria prepares for hers. Family drama, lots of bullsh*tting on OF, an injured testicle. A funny work story, a listener write-in, and you’ll never look at butter knives the same.
This week’s tv recommendations are In The Dark, 1BR, Married At First Sight, Steel Magnolias and Fried Green Tomatoes.

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0:00.0	You motherfucker. Oh, you got to be kidding me. Let's see.
0:14.0	If it's, all right.
0:16.0	We're working?
0:17.0	Maybe we got this.
0:19.0	Mother-fucker.
0:21.0	But what am I going to do if it stops? I'll pause. Yeah, all right. We'll pause it. All right guys
0:28.1	We're fucking experiencing some technical difficulties, but we're fucking getting them together
0:34.3	God damn it. That's right we got independent efficient women. We got this ship figured
0:40.6	out. Yep. Holy shit.
0:43.0	I wish we had video footage of the shit we've been doing for the last half hour.
0:46.2	And me knocking over everything.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:49.2	All right, all right, we got this.
0:51.2	We're at episode 94, which was a All right, we got this. Oh, welcome.
0:53.0	We're at episode 94, which was a great fucking year of Hello Dysfunction.
0:58.0	Yes.
0:59.0	I'm Crystal.
1:01.0	I'm Potifria, welcome.
1:03.8	94.
1:05.0	Today's been a long day.
1:09.1	It's been a long fucking week.
1:11.1	Oh my God.
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