S1 Ep93: Vaginal Preservation

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Crystal is nervous about surgery and guys are really gross. Our air quality is awful and depression is on the rise. Kittens are available! vaginas weren't made for men and please use extreme care when introducing step-parents into your family. I May Destroy You, Perry Mason and The Rain are this week's tv suggestions. Stay safe and don't forget to subscribe!

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0:00.0	Don't do that.
0:10.0	do a sexual snake dance.
0:15.0	Escrind girl.
0:17.0	Escrass.
0:18.0	Estrand to music.
0:20.0	We're here for episode 93 of hello dysfunction with Crystal and Patofria and we're
0:27.6	recording this a little early which is weird because it feels like the normal
0:32.3	day so and we're a few days off because it's
0:35.0	confusing the fuck out of me.
0:38.0	I'm always confused.
0:40.0	This is my new norm.
0:42.0	I have surgery tomorrow morning early. I have to be there at 7.30. I have a 9.30 surgery time.
0:49.0	And I've been wanting to call and reschedule it all. You cannot.
0:53.0	My mom cuss me out about it already.
0:55.0	Yeah, stop.
0:56.0	You told me to knock it off, Mark been telling me.
0:58.0	I would be so excited.
0:59.0	I love being put under anesthesia.
1:01.0	What a drugging.
1:02.0	I don't know if it's, it's just, I...
1:05.0	Is it a good sleep?
1:06.0	Yeah, and it's just the fact that they tell you like, okay, count back from a hundred.
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