S1 Ep92: I'm A Receipt Keeping Bitch

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 127 minutes

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This week we’re celebrating Crystal’s birthday, playing matchmaker and calling out bullshit. Unexpected places to blow off steam, listener write-ins and probably the worst birthing story you’ve ever heard. Stay cool, stay safe and subscribe xo

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0:00.0	And the Here we are. I'm trying to find my seat. I'm so disorganized. Episode 92.
0:27.0	All right, I'm going to get it you guys. I'm so sorry.
0:30.0	All right.
0:32.0	She's trying to sit down. Suck, I'm here.
0:34.0	It's hot.
0:35.0	Should we open the window?
0:36.0	Because I'm already hot.
0:37.0	We're in the middle of a heat.
0:40.0	Oh, surprise!
0:42.0	We're in the middle of a heat wave right now in California. I think it's all of California. It's bad. And it's like the worst. I was saying the other day. I don't remember my apartment. I've lived in my apartment where I'm at now for like
0:57.4	8 or 9 years forever very long time and I don't remember it ever being that hot because you know there's shade where I'm at I'm below.
1:07.0	Yeah up above and it's always it just always stays really cool in there.
1:11.5	Yeah, I was even a hot in your house.
1:13.0	Not lately.
1:14.2	I've been sweating and yeah, just it's miserable.
1:17.7	I have two fans and I've never really had to use them like that.
1:21.3	And now I need to buy another one. It's's bad it's so bad and it's not like our normal dry heat it's very humid
1:28.5	we had like a tropical thunderstorm in the middle of the night that woke me up the other night. It started out just
1:36.0	wind right strong ass wind to where I thought 70 miles an hour. Yeah it was
1:41.0	terrifying and it woke that's what woke me up. I thought the tree outside my bedroom
1:46.2	window was going to break and hit my fucking apartment. One out there already broke about a year ago.
1:52.1	Oh yeah, I remember.
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