meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep91: Ghosts Are Assholes

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2020

⏱️ 119 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Waking up to some bad news, Crystal is Snow White in her dreams and don't ever question what someone else is purchasing. Fruit cocktail is tied to some uncomfortable memories, new paranormal things are happening and micro penises are more common than you think. 

Check out our sponsor!

BetterHelp
Right now BetterHelp is offering a discount to our listeners. For 10% off your first month head over to betterhelp.com and use discount code HELLO, that’s betterhelp.com/HELLO

Join our Patreon!! patreon.com/hellodysfunction 

Follow us on IG: instagram.com/hellodysfunction 

Email us your questions/stories at: hellodysfunction@gmail.com 

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

And the I really hate that little jingle. I like it. Well we're back. Here we are

0:22.1

episode 91. Yeah of hello dysfunction. Today has

0:29.8

been a lot. We're gonna, um, we're gonna start with a prayer.

0:34.0

Today has been bullshit. We're getting started a little later than usual today.

0:42.0

I woke up to a text notifying me about the

0:50.0

ridiculousness of cocaine prices right now. It was the biggest

0:55.4

let down of the year possibly. I was so yeah there's a drought I mean whatever

1:02.0

that's not really appropriate for this show I guess, but it totally is.

1:07.0

Maybe, yeah, it's that was the first let down. Then I go on social media and I find out about Kamala Harris. I know. I knew that's who was running me.

1:18.0

So I didn't even know she was a possibility. It was between her. I wish I would have because then I wouldn't have been hit so hard with the news today

1:26.4

But I was just like get me out of here like of all people I hate this bitch so fucking much and then to see people on social media saying shit like protect we have to protect

1:41.0

Kamala Harris.

1:43.3

It started like a few, I won't even call them arguments,

1:46.5

but like me having to set a few people straight

1:50.6

because like, she has a shit history we've addressed it and I thought everybody

1:56.4

knew by now like there's literally no good points there's no positives to share

2:01.2

about her she's's very hypocritical about sex work. She did some

2:07.6

fucked up shit towards trans inmates. Right. She's all about the incarceration. She wants to keep jails full.

2:15.8

She's a proponent of three strikes. She's against fucking DNA testing to exonerate

2:25.4

exonerate nonviolent.

2:27.5

I mean, you know, different criminals.

2:29.1

She wants to keep nonviolent offenders in jail.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Hello Dysfunction, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Hello Dysfunction and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.