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S1 Ep90: The Spence Stinkies

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Crystal is dressed like The Ultimate Warrior, Pata Fria is having contractions. Wear clean underwear for your medical procedures. Don’t have strangers text your kids, if you want Dottie or Crystal’s attention use cheese. Pregnancy really causes some unexpected surprises and body modifications have reached shocking new levels. 

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0:00.0

Now I picture you coming out like a wrestler.

0:05.0

This is by wrestling music.

0:07.0

It's a stupid asser.

0:10.0

It's all like a picture is running down the hallway.

0:14.0

I know sweat band.

0:16.0

With an alternate warrior armstrings on.

0:19.0

Okay, okay, we're here.

0:21.0

We're here for episode 90 guys. We're almost at a hundred. I know it's exciting.

0:27.0

It is. It doesn't feel like we've found that many episodes though.

0:31.0

I know and you still remember details of each which is like

0:36.1

a savant I'm just the only thing right I've been having a little brain cloud like

0:41.7

this last week.

0:43.0

Probably my sister's taking over my brain.

0:45.9

I've been having nightmares and shit about it.

0:47.3

I was in the say, didn't you dream?

0:49.2

Yeah, yesterday I had a really, really bad migraine.

0:52.2

I threw up in the stables parking lot and of

0:54.6

course it's centered you know right where the cyst is and so I you know I fell asleep on the

1:00.0

couch and I woke up pressing my forehead where it is where it was hurting the sound. Oh, I was going to say in real life? No, but in my dream it was doing that and so I think I'm, you know, freaking myself out and shit.

1:19.0

I got my pre-op box and my pre-op kit and it specifies in their must wear clean underwear.

1:28.0

We all know I hate underwear number one, but I was like why did they have to specify clean underwear?

1:33.6

Because that means someone didn't wear clean underwear,

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