S1 Ep89: Maybe Don’t Eat Canned Meat

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Welcome back...some babies have arrived, court went well, cats cast spells, watch out for things sucking your feet! Check expiration dates everywhere, don’t joke about anyone’s trauma, utilize social media now more than ever and bring back products from the 80s!

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:01.0	I didn't know that. I wonder if they'll still take me. I mean, it's dumb to stop now.
0:09.0	Huh?
0:10.0	Okay, thank you.
0:11.0	Just be like I gained some weight.
0:13.0	Yeah, what's the problem?
0:15.0	Are you fat shaming me?
0:16.0	That's what you say.
0:18.0	I mean they've been...
0:20.0	Whatever.
0:21.0	Be like I've been.
0:22.0	Hey guys, we're here episode 89 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal.
0:30.0	And pot of free.
0:31.0	Here we are.
0:32.0	89 feeling fine. I got it pretty early this morning. I've been like doing a bunch of stuff. Usually I get up like an hour before we record really yeah but
0:45.5	today I've been productive it looks like you took a shower yeah all that look at
0:50.3	you mhm shaved everything. Did you get good sleep? Um, no, I don't really get good sleep anymore.
0:58.0	It's a joke. Yeah, I don't even... I went to bed early. Yeah, I went to bed at like 11 30 or so which is super early for me lately but I always have to get up at least once to pee and then I wake up before my alarm anyway yeah so that's fun but I don't mind
1:18.6	it doesn't bother me and it's good to practice you know not right sleep. I think that's probably why women are so
1:26.1	uncomfortable the last few months of pregnancy they're like we got to get you
1:29.7	ready. Yeah because they're not going to sleep for a good three months. Yeah. Then it gets better though. It does.
1:37.0	Mona was telling me that well, you know, I was talking to her in the beginning and I want to say about six weeks like they
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