Yeah, oh we're already going. Oh, okay. Well surprise. Mm-hmm. We're here for

episode 88 of Hello Dysfunction with Crystal and Patafria. I thought the other day sometimes we say each

other's name. I think that's what throws people off. Yeah, somebody actually just wrote me and

wrote me and then I saw one of our reviews where they were like it took me

forever to figure out. We're not making it easier by saying the other

person's name so I think from now on we'll just

say our own and I you know and I think I said before but my voice is

deeper yeah it's it's the rasp. So I was just telling Kristola story.

I made a fucking fool of myself.

First of all, I shouldn't be going to Starbucks anyway,

but I got a gift card for my birthday

and it's just convenience convenience it's a convenience thing

because Pete's don't have a drive-thru and you know I can't always be getting out the car in shape

excuses whatever I went the other day and I was like I'm going to try coffee but I'm going to get like a different flavor, right? So maybe it'll agree with me more.

So I was like, oh, there's that one I hell alike.

And so I ordered it and I'm arguing the girl up and down

in the drive-thru.

I'm like, it's not seasonal.

This is a regular flavor that y'all have.

It's toasted almond. and I'm arguing her up and down and she's like, well I can tell you that like I've been here since September and at least since then we ain't had it and I was like no I had it since September since this year I've

had it so you can't tell me that and you know I'm not cussing her out or

anything but you're a fucking know it all kind of being a Karen and I'm like uh-uh girl like I trust me on this.

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