S1 Ep87: Kevin Is Famous

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

California is shut back down, we might lose the Oakland zoo, Crystal and Kevin made the news! Stop following problematic artists, Oklahoma natives are owed some rent and some listener write-ins are discussed.
Wear a mask, people.

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're going to get.
0:04.0	Okay, so here we are episode 87 of Hello Disfunction with Bristol.
0:12.0	And how to free you? So yeah this as of today California.
0:15.0	So yeah this as of today California is closing back down because of
0:22.0	COVID we only got a little break for like all within the same month, right?
0:26.5	Yeah, nobody knows how to act. No one is, um, I guess wearing masks or whatever, but our numbers are hell a high our deaths are hell a high I had
0:36.8	people argue with me like that's only because people are getting tested more often now and I'm like that there's
0:44.3	more people in the hospitals so the hospitals are full. Well and what we want is
0:48.7	more people tested so that we do know so that they can quarantine so that it's not spread so using
0:54.7	that as an argument is kind of fucking dumb.
0:56.7	How is that an, yeah it's not an argument if there's positive cases like that's
1:00.9	what we're counting is more positive cases not more tested people like yeah I think that's really a
1:08.4	Dumb way to look at it right I know I had a an eyelash touch up appointment scheduled for yesterday and when you go in there you
1:18.0	soft you have to wear a hair net you have to wear a face mask I wear to you have to wear like a disposable gown over your clothes yeah
1:29.9	they're really hardcore that's's good though. And she called me yesterday an hour before my
1:35.7	appointment and she was like I'm so sorry she was like we have to shut down again.
1:40.8	It's stressful. Yeah from the personal care point of you because I've been wanting to get waxed. I finally just broke down and shaved but I've been wanting to get waxed and the people that like my cousin gave me somebody and another cousin gave me somebody else and they're not you know taking appointments right now so it sucks but you know what I'd rather live shave
2:06.3	then then have COVID so yeah it's fine I understand it's frustrating but I'm not gonna
2:12.2	argue that we shouldn't be locked down or
2:15.3	fuck Gavin Newsom or I see all these people hella angry and it's like he's not doing this just to
2:21.1	fucking play evil puppeteer like he's trying to protect us so like
2:26.5	there's a whole a whole state involved it's not just your home. Right. And I'm happy because this time it's all
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