S1 Ep83: Crest With Sparkles

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Family drama, celebrities in trouble, a heart attack scare. Police are being erased from tv, company branding is getting a much needed makeover and a few businesses that won’t survive the pandemic. Some day to day objects that can be surprisingly useful, don’t sell content that isn’t yours! And now’s a great time to explore some online dating.

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0:00.0	You better fucking off fuck. I'm just going to say edit that shit right now.
0:04.5	That's the new intro for a while.
0:06.5	Do not.
0:08.5	Too fucking not.
0:10.7	I'm going to be like, why do you say that?
0:13.0	You won't, I know.
0:15.0	Okay.
0:17.0	Okay. Okay.
0:20.0	So here we are episode 83 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal and
0:26.8	proud of for you and you know what's funny somebody wrote in to me on my
0:30.7	personal shit and said they still don't know whose voice is whose.
0:35.0	This is Patifria and this is Crystal. I tried to say mine's like deeper, smoker
0:41.0	toned. Yeah your voice is definitely deeper. That'd be the way to describe it.
0:46.0	So there you go. Did you know today is the 26th year anniversary of O.J. Simpson's high speed?
0:52.0	No, I did it. Yeah. 26 years? Yeah, right? I feel like it was
0:57.8	yesterday. I remember watching it with my grandparents. Yeah, 26 years. What the fuck? Yeah, it's crazy. Saying that out loud is like, we're that old.
1:08.9	I don't, I mean, we were young. But we weren't kids no what the fuck yeah I remember he was
1:15.6	driving hell slow on the freeway that was huge news back then yeah and Yeah, definitely. And Danny Masterson has been arrested and I'm really upset and sad
1:30.0	about it. I'm very disappointed. So first explain who that is because that's not even a name I know.
1:34.8	It's Hyde from 70s show and you know we love 70s show in my house. That's crazy and it I just
1:41.6	read right before we came in here that he was arrested on
1:44.7	three counts of rape, three different women stemming from 2001 to 2003, rape by force or fear there were two other sexual assault cases but there
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