S1 Ep84: Always Wipe The Pee Off

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Happy Juneteenth/Father’s Day/Birthday! The ghost is picking on Dottie, Corona is alive and well, please rinse your damn dishes and everyone needs to wipe. Natalia is at it again, we have some really awesome listeners. No family towels and the ground is still lava.

Enjoy xo

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0:00.0	Hello, hello, hello, hello.
0:05.0	Hello, hello.
0:06.0	Hello.
0:07.0	It's already going.
0:10.0	It's already going. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:13.0	It's.
0:14.0	It's last.
0:15.0	Last night,
0:17.0	Last night,
0:20.0	last night,
0:21.0	she was last night, she was last.
0:22.0	You were Gaffex.
0:23.0	So funny.
0:25.0	I'm gonna have to start, but...
0:26.0	Carrying extra.
0:27.0	Yeah, I used the last event and I didn't...
0:30.0	refill it.
0:31.0	I think I put it in my purse this morning now.
0:34.0	No, I guess it didn't because I had to eat some when I first woke up.
0:38.0	Does it help for like stomach pain or is it just gas?
0:42.0	Like, well, I guess that is stomach pain the same yeah and hell yeah I might
0:46.8	need to try that because there's no room in my stomach for anything so I can't eat as much as I used to,
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