S1 Ep82: She Ate The Carpet

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We’re back after a break, discussing some of what’s going on in the world. The importance of always speaking up, in the RIGHT way. Problematic family members don’t get a pass. Including Dottie. Crystal has once again expanded her squad. The Bay Area is slowly opening back up and never underestimate the value of good customer service.

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0:00.0	And he was like, I was just scratching my nose.
0:02.0	What'd you do?
0:03.0	How far out of your cartilage?
0:05.0	At your brain?
0:06.0	How hard?
0:07.0	It took like 30 minutes to stop bleeding.
0:08.0	I was worried I called my mom.
0:11.0	I'm digging in your nose to cause a nose wave.
0:13.8	I guess.
0:14.6	Mark said he's gonna be bad.
0:15.8	I'm like, the deer eat is are nasty.
0:17.8	Boys are gross.
0:20.3	So we're back.
0:22.1	We're here with episode 82 now of Westside production.
0:26.8	Our new logo is a hand throwing up Westside.
0:31.5	Oh, just kidding. It's hello dysfunction. It's us. You know who it is. We're back.
0:37.0	We took a break. We took a week off so I'm happy to be back. Definitely.
0:43.0	Um, my week was not very eventful.
0:47.0	Um, very antsy and anxious and emotional and I don't know I was at home but like felt exhausted most of the time
0:59.0	because just with everything going on and seeing so much stuff I imagine everybody is kind of
1:05.8	feeling like that I had to like take breaks from social media oh yeah like early in
1:10.9	the day I would just cut myself off like that's it.
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