So we're back for episode 81.

Oh good lord. It's been a long hot week.

Hot and there's so many bugs. I saw bugs on my porch that I haven't seen in my life bugs.

My apartment is full of spiders.

Listen, yesterday when I was at Lucy's house and I was cleaning up and mind you I got in my car I woke up and my sinuses were so bad my eyes were

fucking so swollen and I couldn't breathe and it started out a really bad day and I get in my car and there's webbing all over the inside of my car, right?

You know how I'm with spiders. And we're driving and Stevie's like, I just found a baby spider on me.

And I'm like, so someone had babies in the car I look and

there's more babies on my fucking sun visor I pull over on the side of the road

in Hercules I'm trying to get them out the kids think it's hell of funny it's not

hell of funny I get to Lucy's house, I'm cleaning

her house. And there's like this big brown green thing in front of her bathroom floor. She has carpet. It's like dark blue.

And I just, I pick it up with my hands

because I thought it was the top to a strawberry,

you know, like the greenery.

The stem, uh-huh.

It was a huge, long-legged dead brown spider bitch and you picked it up with your hand.

Thank God she's deaf because I screamed how loud.

Oh my God.

And then I went and got a tissue.

The bugs I'm having a real problem with bugs.

My friend told me they're trying to find somewhere cool.

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