S1 Ep80: Is Lucy Missing Money?

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Happy Birthday Malcolm X and Pata Fria. Dottie is on her way out, a new animal is on the scene and pelvic pain is the worst. Find out if Crystal is under investigation and don’t let missing fingers and toes be a deal breaker.

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0:00.0	I'm glad your vagina bone hurts.
0:03.0	That's what I'm glad.
0:05.0	You're a fucking bitch and I'm glad your pussy bone hurts.
0:10.0	Small swarms of bees.
0:12.0	Oh my god, I would die. as they grow up they come out.
0:15.5	No guess who's sleeping in the car.
0:19.3	F.
0:20.3	In the dark bees in the dark.
0:24.0	It's terrifying, Candyman.
0:25.0	Right.
0:27.0	I would think Candyman's coming.
0:29.0	Especially coming out of there.
0:30.0	Yes.
0:31.0	Why would they be in there?
0:32.0	That's weird. Are we going? Oh. Are we doing a little bit of breathing first? Yes, I need it. Same. All right. Welcome to episode 80. It's episode 80 shady 80. Yeah. I'm fucking tired. I'm probably going to sound tired. I'm telling you guys now. I'm tired. It's going to sound like we had a fucking smoke session beforehand. Yes, I didn't sleep well last night.
1:04.0	I'm off probably four hours total sleep and I've been up running around since 8 a.m.
1:09.0	Yeah, I'm just whooped from work in the trailer.
1:13.4	It's almost done.
1:15.2	It's so exciting.
1:16.2	It'll be done by the end of this week.
1:18.7	I was on a farm earlier, an orchard, if you will, picking cherries I went cherry picking picking picking
1:26.0	picking fruit is fun I feel like they should be picking it as the owners and
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