S1 Ep77: Dustin Nickerson - Pirates, Cinnabons and Freestyles

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2017

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well. Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.)

Also on this episode: Tim does a freestyle rap about school picture day. Naked drops his Cinnabon. Dustin’s son pukes the entire color spectrum. Caleb fully inserts his hand into the cream cheese. The gang talks their favorite music. And Freight goes all in on a screaming goat toy.Follow us @poddybreak
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Tim corrals everybody in here gets dustin out of his bunk and now he's standing in the
0:13.8	aisle just eating eating peanuts in no rush at all.
0:17.4	We're all sitting here with our heads it's on waiting.
0:21.3	Now dust is on waiting.
0:25.2	Dust is like what's the move here?
0:27.2	Alright I'm going to my bunk.
0:29.0	Wow wow wow Wow wow Wow wow Wow wow.
0:33.8	Everybody just lay it down.
0:35.7	Can we do that can we?
0:37.0	Yeah it's fun.
0:38.0	It's free it would be asleep and let's have a sleep over a poncat.
0:40.9	Oh my god I got the sleep.
0:43.8	Why do you think that I would be the potty wankers.
0:46.1	You guys are just I love you guys.
0:47.6	Why am I the one that would be asleep?
0:48.6	Cause you fall asleep on the show that the way we do it now.
0:52.2	I didn't have to edit it out.
0:53.2	I was talking to H&M and I got Fire because my boss is Girard.
0:56.6	This is Jared never ever
1:00.7	Have you ever seen anyone over the age of 30 working in H&M? I got a problem with H&M to be on
1:08.7	Their t-shirts are ridiculous
1:11.7	They're what their t-shirts and I've done this more than once. I got a nice little wine colored t-shirt
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