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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep76: Bob Smiley - Donkeys, Salads and Hallmark Movies

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2017

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies.

Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Freight tells a story about Stan the Donkey whilst sitting atop his throne. Bob runs down the list of things you’re encouraged to kill. Tim’s dogs are in need of respiratory assistance. AND LADIES… submit your applications to win a date with Spoiled Rich Kid.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I like this we got background music this salad is solid or like a solid solid

0:14.4

nobody left the time just trying I'm just trying to get warmed up here like in

0:20.3

pool I'll be like oh what are you I'm solid what you're what no you're solids

0:24.2

no I'm salads you know like yeah like the game pool you want a liquid down here

0:29.8

doing my solids down there Tim already took the King joke we can't go anywhere

0:33.2

from that you can't really because we were in Lexington we did we know about

0:36.8

that the Lexington Kentucky they said have you had Lexington salad oh this is

0:45.4

a special Lexington salad he said I want to keep playing that that's actually

0:49.1

sounds pretty it's a Lexington salad it's it's got his lettuce and lettuce and

0:56.3

tomato and bacon and then ranch dressing and you mix it all around well

1:04.1

groundbreaking wow thank you because we do our salads totally different in

1:08.1

Missouri just pour a bunch of ranch just yeah you feel like ranch is a Missouri

1:12.6

thing ranch like the amount of ranch that people consume in St. Louis

1:16.1

feels like that is not really the amount of ranch it's what we do with the ranch

1:20.7

how many things we put it on everything with the ranch you just did you know

1:23.5

me if you heard of that place downtown called twisted ranch it's a it's a

1:28.9

restaurant that has I think their ranch is incorporated in every menu item

1:34.3

really yeah I haven't been saw what is it called sorry I wasn't twisted

1:39.6

ranch twisted ranch yeah I was gonna go but every is every is every

1:42.6

or drove down it's really really packed right it's that it's you it naked sits in

1:50.2

the nicest chair in the room puts on the head and then straight walks in and

1:54.0

then it's like you know shut the hierarchy just totally changes the worry

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