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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep72: Pistol Whipping

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Corona Virus is bullying us all, book vs film. Don’t get scammed on the internet, penis injections are a thing and Pata Fria has added a new service to her menu. Stay calm and safe in the house... We’re all in this together.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Wait, wait, wait, let it go.

0:07.2

Don't move.

0:08.2

Yeah, okay.

0:09.2

This is work.

0:10.6

This is our work.

0:11.8

We're at our job.

0:14.0

Welcome to Hello Dysfunction episode 72.

0:18.0

What's a good 72 reference?

0:20.0

I think Nike Cortez biggest year was 1972. Was it? Yeah, I think

0:23.7

so and some pairs will have like a little like silver thing on the shoelace and it'll say

0:30.8

Cortez 72 that's's really cute. Here we are live from our underground secret bunker.

0:38.0

During quarantine. It's a little scary. It is. We're in a quarantine time and we're not really supposed to be out unless it's like necessary.

0:49.0

Bay Area is on a complete lockdown. Yeah, 24 hour lockdown. It's a legal order.

0:54.0

As of now until April 7th, and you're allowed to go to the grocery store, to the pharmacy,

1:00.0

to medically necessary appointments, and work.

1:03.0

But like how do they determine is the thing like are you going to pull people over and question them if they look like they're having fun?

1:09.6

I think they might have the ability to do that.

1:12.4

We got the Amber alert thing on our

1:14.3

phone yesterday and the second one that we got was like no gathering. No

1:18.9

stay it said stay home no gathering no like knock it off you have to maintain a distance of six feet apart when you're out in public

1:27.3

You're not allowed to walk near people and shit I'm not mad like because I'm not either what I am mad about is that we're to this point because

1:36.1

people took it so lightly and they didn't want to take the shit seriously and they

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