S1 Ep73: Keep Cats Out Of Your Ludes

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Week 2 of quarantine is upon us, some ideas for making use of your time at home, companies extending some free offers to the community, don’t let johns take advantage. Crystal is back to normal and discovered an interesting new way to show off your pets.

Enjoy xo

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0:00.0	Test.
0:03.0	He's like I'm tired of this shit.
0:06.0	Test.
0:07.0	I do it for another.
0:10.0	Test.
0:11.0	Test. Hello.
0:14.0	Test.
0:15.0	Hello.
0:16.0	Test.
0:18.0	Test. Test.
0:20.0	Test. All right, live from Bunker 7, episode 73.
0:28.4	Here we are, hello dysfunction.
0:30.3	And it's some real dysfunction.
0:32.4	The number 73 reminds me of my cousin Eric because 73 was his pager code and I think he has it tattooed and it's because upside down it was his initials.
0:47.0	Oh yeah. Yep. So now ever since I ever then, now every time I see the number 73, I'll forever be
0:56.2	associated with him. I always, yeah, always. I, um, my pager code was 21.
1:01.2	That's always been... I'm 69.
1:03.0	Ooh, big surprise.
1:05.0	A tease, bitch, a dick tease lie.
1:10.0	People be like, oh, she's a whore, just kidding.
1:12.0	Just kidding, you can give her a hickey and that's about it
1:14.8	maybe finger me that's it oh my gosh you guys were sitting at opposite ends of the table we didn't even
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