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S1 Ep71: That Time I Had Anal Warts

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2020

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

This week Crystal is starting a water challenge while growing closer to her adopted raccoon. Pata Fria revisits the importance of credit and making money on social media. Porn Hub is in hot water, celebrity sex offenders receive some justice and the corona virus might be scarier than we thought. 

Enjoy xo

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0:00.0

The stomachs are over here going wild.

0:02.0

Yes, they are really over here going wild.

0:05.0

They are really over here.

0:08.0

They are really over-hearing on one. Yes, they are really over-hear in competition.

0:15.0

Unikaney.

0:16.0

Our stomachs are going to be

0:17.0

for each other when you're only here.

0:20.0

And she has headphones on so she can't hear.

0:22.0

She can't hear, she can't hear, she can just feel so loud.

0:25.0

Well, anyway, hello!

0:29.0

Estrhe 71.

0:30.0

So hello, Disfunction with of free air and crystal. Here we are. We ate the same thing and I wonder if they put something like what did y'all wash the vegetables with?

0:43.0

Dude, our stomachs are over here just singing.

0:46.0

It's a nice day today, it looks nice out.

0:49.0

It was nice yesterday too.

0:51.0

It was actually kind of warm.

0:52.0

Yeah, we're getting a little bit of good weather, which is nice. Finally.

0:57.3

Now everyone's gonna be on quarantine though. Yeah, over the weekend, I almost went to the fucking hospital. I had a bad-ass migraine. I got injections last week, and I forgot that this happens.

1:13.0

Apparently it happened the last time too because I remember thinking to myself I should

1:17.6

take like Motrin or something before I go, but they say don't do that because when you're getting fillers like it makes it

1:24.6

not good it makes it so you bruise more yeah so I didn't and and I guess I

1:32.0

don't even have that option if I wanted to but it sent me into a full on migraine so bad.

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