S1 Ep70: Just remove the walnut from your butth*le

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Mercury is in retrograde and everyone is feeling it. Don’t worry about the Corona virus, strange news, ppl are cat fishing and women’s bodies really have it rough.

Enjoy xo.

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0:00.0	Welcome to hell.
0:02.0	Wait, that was loud.
0:03.0	Welcome to hell guys.
0:05.0	You need headphones.
0:07.0	I did on purpose.
0:08.0	I'm going to make mandatory headphone use.
0:10.0	Nope.
0:11.0	You're already possibly enough.
0:13.0	Welcome everyone to episode 70 of Hallo Dysfunction with Crystal and Potter Freya.
0:21.5	Here we are and it's voting day. So go vote for Bernie Sanders. Just go vote so that we can get the
0:30.0	dick out of the White House. Yeah, honestly, like, okay, of course, I make it very clear
0:35.4	that I don't trust the government.
0:36.9	I think it's all bullshit.
0:38.4	I think there's really shitty Democrats.
0:40.2	I think there's really shitty Republicans.
0:42.7	However, we're in a situation right now
0:45.5	where the livelihood of like us and future generations
0:51.0	kind of depends on getting this cheeto out of the White House and
0:54.4	dismantling like the monopoly he's set up with all his people in office. Like we
1:00.4	have to it's worth it like we have to just on some just in case shit go and
1:06.3	vote and like do your part like we just yeah fuck it gets me so frustrated I've been on a rant all morning on
1:15.6	Instagram and I ask the question if you're not gonna vote today what's your reason
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