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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep71: Jonnie W - Cinderella, Stem Cells & Bungie Jumping

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

HEY-OOO, WE’RE BACK! Jonnie Boy is with us on this fantabulous run. This week, Tim talks about his first kiss. Jonnie knows too much about Cinderella. Caleb thinks that helicopters are waaaaayyyy doper that simulcasting. And Freight talks to truckers.

Also in this episode: The gang talks about being polite. Caleb wants the squad to to wear matching sunglasses at all times. Freight calls Jonnie an anchor. Tim bungie jumps on his honeymoon. And Jonnie wants to injure himself so he can look like Ryan Reynolds.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What was it that somebody said that the Alice in Wonderland was supposed to be about

0:16.0

the perfect math formula or something like that?

0:18.6

Oh really?

0:19.9

So I didn't read about it.

0:20.9

I've been reading about, there was a meme thing if they about cartoon logic.

0:26.8

Did you see it?

0:27.8

It was just, it was a lot of cartoons.

0:29.8

It's fall off a cliff, it takes the shape, when you hit the ground, it takes the shape

0:33.1

of your body kind of thing.

0:34.1

Yeah, and you don't fall into you look down, you know, you're always running in the air,

0:38.1

they're like, what?

0:39.1

And you fall.

0:40.1

Right, right, right.

0:41.1

But the best one was Cinderella, which made perfect sense.

0:45.7

First of all, there's many in Cinderella, but he had to go find who wore the shoe because

0:51.5

that's what was true love.

0:53.6

So this is somebody who he feels like is mint for him, but he cannot remember anything about

0:57.8

her.

0:58.8

Not her face, just if I can just find her foot, like you don't remember anything about

1:03.0

her, were you drunk?

1:04.0

Yeah.

1:05.0

And the other thing is, don't you think some of the women in the kingdom had the same shoe

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