S1 Ep72: John Crist - Bits, Stamps and Toe Shoes

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 28 September 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

John Crist tweeted his snapchat to our instagram, and HE’S ON THE BUS!!! This week, Tim dreams of the day he goes to buy stamps. John thinks that going outside is the worst thing ever. Caleb wonders if Biebs is the most famous person of all time. And Freight asks for strength when Tim cancels a show.

Also on this episode: Tim runs in toe shoes and locks up his shins. Freight finds a woof under the stairs. John has defiant hair and does things to his body. (What?) Caleb can’t do anything halfway. And the Fake Daren Streblow calls into the show!

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0:00.0	That's gonna be more.
0:12.4	He said that his eyes are just like Google and I say Google eyes might spill a little
0:16.6	red around the edges.
0:18.0	Just to clarify we do not have to take all the time.
0:20.2	He's just saying that's the time.
0:21.2	Absolutely yes.
0:22.2	I just yeah but I won't make two hours.
0:26.1	You won't.
0:27.1	Okay John what were you saying a minute ago.
0:28.8	So we're talking about delivery services, Uber Eats.
0:33.3	You were talking about how you think those things exist because people are tired of being
0:39.4	around other people in public.
0:41.5	Well the way they sell all that stuff to you is just marketing on the fact that everything
0:47.4	is terrible.
0:48.4	They're like stamps.com.
0:51.3	What is it like do you remember going into the post office you're like oh yeah waiting
0:55.4	in line.
0:56.4	I was trying to buy it.
0:58.1	Figure out what your postages like these things didn't used to be a hassle but everything
1:04.2	outside your house is a hassle.
1:06.5	So nobody wants to go outside anymore.
1:09.9	Are you one of those people?
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