S1 Ep70: John Branyan - Books, Hotdogs and Freight Intros

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 17 August 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

John Branyan is wheels up with us! This week, Tim massacres a cheese stick. Josh is only happy when it’s 60 degrees. John starts a fire at his merch table. Coach tells a risque joke; then explains it. And Freight beatboxes while Tim scowls at Caleb.

Also in this episode: The gang writes an uncomfortable jingle about Freight being racist. We get about a million bathroom related questions on Twitter… What’s up with you weirdos? John tells an embarrassing story about pants. And Tim tries to drive while eating a sopping wet sandwich.

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0:00.0	We got five.
0:11.0	What do you think is the most we could do before like, it'd be too many headsets?
0:21.1	I think five is probably the limit.
0:23.1	I think it depends on the people too.
0:25.4	Some people are really talkative.
0:32.4	They don't know when to speak and not to speak.
0:38.4	I don't know, but I'm not the producer, so that's just my impression.
0:40.4	There's definitely a flow.
0:41.4	From the outside, I'm not the producer either.
0:46.4	You're the producer.
0:49.4	Do you think so?
0:51.4	No, I'm just trying to make you feel good.
0:54.4	You're not the producer.
0:55.4	I can hear the air conditioning.
0:56.4	Yeah, should we turn this one up?
0:58.4	Probably.
1:01.4	It gets so stinking cold in this bus.
1:03.4	I love it.
1:04.4	Last night was amazing.
1:05.4	I woke up and I was like, it is an ice box in here.
1:08.4	It was 60 degrees and I was so happy.
1:12.4	Back.
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