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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep69: The Crew - Bologna, Stairmasters and Clydesdales

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2017

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

It’s da crew, baby! Wassadoo? This week, Tim has flashbacks to his time as an Olive Garden waiter. Caleb has another encounter with the dancing excerciser at his gym. Freight sits in an adirondack chair. AND SPOILED RICH KID CALLS IN!!!

Also in this episode: Tim runs over Freight’s family photos with a lawnmower. Caleb and Tim relive their ill-fated radio show. Josh and Caleb talk about Pop-Tarts and Gushers Fruit Snacks. Olivia joins us for travel talk. And Tim gets emotional talking about the Kardashians.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Start and know, start, know, take a sip of green tea.

0:04.6

Everybody, if you're out there and you listen to me right now and you want to start playing

0:10.0

piano, I've got it for you.

0:11.8

I've made it so simple.

0:13.6

We have made it so easy.

0:15.5

You go to Tim, my name Tim, piano.com.

0:20.6

And it's going to take you to piano genius, which is the greatest beginner introductory piano

0:27.4

system I have come across by far.

0:30.4

This guy Tim Gross came up with piano genius and I started playing and I have just, it's

0:36.1

just taken off and it's, it's so fun.

0:39.6

And see, my goal is to get good enough at an instrument to use it in my show.

0:44.3

And I've gotten there in a matter of like what, four, five, four, five months.

0:50.0

Yeah.

0:51.0

Just starting with piano genius.

0:52.0

So go there.

0:53.0

Check it out.

0:54.0

You get like eight free lessons, something like that, which you know, you go to any 30

1:01.0

minute lesson, it's going to cost you how much?

1:03.0

50 bucks.

1:04.0

I mean, at least 30, at least 30 bucks for a beginner lesson.

1:09.8

She times that by eight, that's, I can't, I don't know the math in my head, that's a lot.

1:15.6

But you pay a dollar and you get eight introductory lessons and that'll get you going.

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